If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
by Fuckmedadi69 January 19, 2017
Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.
I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
by Phantom Kadek November 13, 2021
A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019
by Mark and Lisa July 04, 2023
Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
by My Cat Pissed On My Books! February 20, 2017
by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 14, 2020