toob on you

A more polite and fun way of saying go to hell

Ref: *doesn't call a penalty*
Person: TOOB ON YOU!!

by Sunnydownn November 29, 2020

Toobs

Toobs

"Toobs"

by HateKunRadiated May 14, 2021

Toobing

Masturbating in a Zoom call without knowing everyone is watching you

Jeffrey was toobing on the New Yorker call

by MartoTTown October 20, 2020

Toob

**Toob** *(noun)*: A person whose brain operates on a permanent "buffering" mode—constantly one silly thought away from saying or doing something that leaves everyone in confused hysterics. Often found laughing at their own jokes before they finish telling them.

"The group chat knew it was about to get chaotic the second the resident toob sent, 'Okay but hear me out… what if socks had pockets?'"

by Platykush April 4, 2025

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Toobing

Masturbating while on a Zoom call, or other online live meeting.

Jimmy was caught toobing while talking to his coworkers on a Zoom video chat.

by jobpimp October 20, 2020