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Tofutastic

An exclamation used by vegetarians and vegans describing something that would otherwise be known as fantastic or amazing.
Veg1: "So you went to Whole Foods for lunch? Sounds good."

Veg2: "Yes I did, it was tofutastic!!"
by misslyssartist September 29, 2010
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Tofunmi

A type of a person who wins at everything. Like all they do is win, win, win, and win.

Someone who is awesome at everything.

Can be a synonym for boss.
Guy 1:
Dude, did you see that guy who got 2142345341 gold medals??

Guy 2:
Yeah! How couldn't I? He is such a tofunmi!!
by greenlotusss April 5, 2011
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Tofubee

Commonly associated with the names "Edenzhouse" or "Tofubee."
They are a semi-popular controversial furry artist.
They've before been outted as a racist and transphobic person, has drawn CP, as well as heavily fetishizing Asian

culture and Asians in general while being a native to Mexico (non-Asian).
All while being problematic, they've also been known to be abusive to their closest friends, significant others and exes.
In being involved in every drama that comes their way, they never apologize for their wrongdoings and likes to play the victim in situations they themselves have created. Most furry pop designers have them blacklisted or unsupported on Toyhouse.
Other names to watch out for: Hearthshapedlie, Suicidehotline, Yournotenough
"Have you seen that person Tofubee?"

"Oh hell nah they crazy."
by stephenahh July 13, 2022
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Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010
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tofurkey

a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.
johnny finkelstein was raised a jewish tofurkey. as he migrated to america to complete his final life task, he tried not to travel on saturdays.
by sincerely, ruthie pwns September 30, 2005
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tofurducken

It's the vegetarian version of a turducken.

In theory, it's a tofurkey which has been stuffed with mock duck, which has been stuffed with ficken (fake chicken), which has been stuffed with a vegetarian stuffing.

Tofurkey> Mock Duck> Fake Chicken> Stuffing...
I've been asking my vegetarian girlfriend to create a tofurducken for me, but so far it has not happened. Turducken sounds rad, but vegetarians are missing the boat.
by Swintronix April 29, 2010
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tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler
Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
by angry@tofler July 30, 2010
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