These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

Thesaurus Rape

When someone uses big words despite the fact that they:
-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them

Tom: I have just explicated your histrionics you boondoggling pantimime!
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....

by Brahma February 3, 2007

these biscuits

Popeyes bless your soul with these biscuits

popeyes bless yo soul with these biscuits aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh

by robzerger February 27, 2017

thesaurus

A scholarly dinosaur known worldwide for his knowledge of words of all kind.

The brachiosaurus consulted the wise Thesaurus upon synonyms of "extinct".

by Mickey Mouse June 18, 2003

Thesaurus

A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with a Dictionary. A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur. Its diet consists of sawdust mixed with water.

A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur and its favorite meal is sawdust mixed with water.

by KingVerneus September 18, 2018