thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.

"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.

Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

trap-a-thon

A money making marathon.

I cant chill right now, i'm on a trap-a-thon

by Freddy P April 3, 2009

Thong Burn

When a thong leaves a rash in the buttcrack.

I have an irritating rash in my buttcrack from my thong.

by Loryn July 1, 2005

Thon-thon

A precise type of thonie (refer to definition of 'thonie' if necessary) who exceeds the standards of any ordinary thonie; a girl who goes above and beyond to look good and flaunt her thonnical physical attributes and assets with confidence. Aka a better lookin' broad.

Person A: Damn son, shawty over there's a thonie
Person B: Naa nigga shawty a thon-thon!!!

by Krock23 November 7, 2011

pile-a-thon

The inadvertent contest drawn out over the lifetimes of compulsive hoarders who cannot stop amassing items which wind up being part of unmanageable piles all over their homes and yards.

From the time right after those tragic events laid end to end, she was engaged in a pile-a-thon of unimaginable proportions.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

peeping thong

A phenomena that occurs when a lady exposes her thong undergarments purposefully, or not. Also, when the distincitve triangle of a thong or g-string shows above a woman's pants with the strings also visible.

Peeping thong is also known as a whale tail, a whale tail is the effect that happens when a girls G-string or Thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over or squats. Actually whenever you can see that wonderful exposed thong in the shape of a whale's tail. Lowrise jeans and higher cut thongs are creating for extremly great Whale Tails around as more and more thongs become exposed, so keep an eye out and get ready with your camera to catch these beautiful whale tails!"

by Jack J/ Johnson April 23, 2006