A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.
Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"
You: "That's what SANTA said!"
You: "That's what SANTA said!"
by Transformers3People0 December 27, 2010
Get the That's what SANTA said mug.A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
“Why did you get it so big?”
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
by purplemoonsailor April 22, 2018
Get the That’s what she said mug.by Jackson Curt October 21, 2017
Get the That’s what she said mug.Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.
Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"
John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."
(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."
(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
by tiopepe82 October 1, 2009
Get the That's what she said mug.Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.
Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
Tod: That's what he said.
Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
by whatserface December 29, 2008
Get the that's what he said mug.An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010
Get the That's what the priest said. mug.Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.
"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!
"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!
"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!
by thethoughtofyou February 18, 2009
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