Titwink

When a woman's breasts are so lopsided that they appear to be winking at you.

I was so excited to get with Kathy, but she titwinked me as soon as she took off her bra.

by wallstotheball October 25, 2018

tfiw

The fuck I will

Give me your credit card number

Tfiw

by Radd September 16, 2020

Titwatt

When you slap another person's tit.

Today my wife titwatt'ed me and it hurt my nipples.

by pendelum January 19, 2021

titwarmer

The most lovely person to be alive

“Omg do you know titwarmer?”
“Yes ofc I know titwarmer she’s the best!”

by Ligma137292 August 14, 2021

TFits

A very fine individual that is known for his drip. He uses his impressive sense of style and coordination in his outfits to drop the jaws of all the fine young women in his wake.

I'm tryna get like TFits, he's got some drip.

by Bioflorescense123 March 10, 2023

tmitwr

An acronym for The Man In The White Room which is an archetype from the Matrix.

"One of the most divisive elements of the film came from the introduction of The Architect a little over halfway into the film. Referenced and parodied dozens of times within popular culture, the scene features Neo greeted by an old man, dressed in stark white, in a room surrounded by hundreds of monitors."

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This acronym was formulated and proliferated by graphic designer Phoenix Sommer (@phoenixsommer)

Example 1: He has great skill, and control over the mechanics of the Matrix. He must be TMITWR

Example 2: He is the one. The chosen one. #TMITWR

by spinitsir June 25, 2023

twitwit

someone who uses twitter and therefore has little to no intelligence. See nitwit

Oh, Joe is such a twitwit! he has his Facebook connected to his twitter account!

by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009