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Speed Tapping

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018
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Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.
We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
by sosweet August 21, 2007
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Duct taping

The act of wrapping duct tape around an erect penis and then jerking off. Before finishing slowly peel it off to achieve an orgasm.
Tom: you ever try duct taping
Mike: no, wtf is that
Tom: it's amazing
by Soulst!ce March 10, 2014
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Tapping Out

A term used in the wrestling community for when something is extremely funny. Or when a person gives up in a wrestling match do to a submissions. A wrestling fan's version of "lol"
Holy shit, dude. This post about Michael Cole is so funny! I'm tapping out!
Or
Look, Daniel Bryan's got the LeBell lock on Wade Barrett. I think he's tapping out!
by Coleminor January 1, 2012
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tartingles

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.
Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!
by professor Quinta December 1, 2006
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Taping

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.
Did you go taping last night?
by Brett November 29, 2003
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Double Tapping

Is to send a text message after already sending a first text message and not receiving a reply, usually to a member of the opposite sex that one is interested in. The double tap is often a rookie mistake that everyone makes in their life and it usually comes off reeking of desperation (which in turn puts of the recipient of the text even more).
Person A -"Why hasn't she replied yet.... Stuff it im going to send her another text."
Person B - "Dude.. NEVER try double tapping.. thats instant desperate weirdo!!"
by Ruddaga August 31, 2009
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