Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

dirty schae

The pool of saliva on your groin your girl leaves after performing a blowjob.

I'm always left with a massive dirty schae but the BJ's worth it

by MeggyDyuck April 18, 2020

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schae

Schae is a sexy hot girl, with a radiant smile. She is so sweet, and has a very nice body. Guys secretly want her, and is very smart. She loves twerking ;)

Omg that girl is a twerking QUEEN
I know right, I bet she’s a Schae

by Yoyoyoyoyoyooyyooyoyoyiyyo May 2, 2018

Suchael

A lanky Demon heshe, Who is extremely attractive and decieving, and when you turn your back for even a second, they will pocess your soul and quite litterally rip your heart out. Some clues leading to discovering one of these creatures would be Huge dicks, Black eyes, extreme lankyness, ford tempos, and head turning sexyness. Watchout!

OMG i found a Suchael (object)
This is my friend Suchael (noun)

by horsedick.npeg September 27, 2009

Schaender

A Schänder is a rapist. Most of the time, however, this word is used to refer to a child rapist.
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it comes from the German language

Oh look, Paul over there is a Schaender!

by @xxxblackxxx December 10, 2018

schaeel

Schaeel is a very handsome man. He has an amazing sense of humor and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. He is very intelligent but also very clumsy. When Schaeel loves, he truly loves. He is very open minded and open hearted. He is extremely passionate about music, art and gaming and a lover of cats. He is often misunderstood but always makes sure to be understanding towards others. Schaeel is definitely one of a kind and is extremely rare to come across, but when you do come across one, consider yourself lucky.

Schaeel is God.

by Smolkitten November 25, 2020