jamaican swordfish

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off

they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish

by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

sour swordfish

Having sex with a female who has a yeast infection, the finishes with a blow job.

I'd like to try some sour swordfish for dessert.

by Stinkyfishing88 July 27, 2021

National Swordfish Day

Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).

Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!

Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!

by Notgaymat July 19, 2022

Swordfish

The term used to describe the mother fucking nasty smell of a shemales or heshes pussy/cock and balls.

Close your mother fucking legs or wash your nasty ass Swordfish smelling son of a bitch.

by TerminallyBaked May 24, 2016

Swordfish

When you wave your penis in front of a mans mouth

"don't you dare fucking swordfish me bro, youll catch these hands"

by Beaned in your mom September 22, 2018

Russian Swordfish in bossmode

When a higher (your boss) constantly bombards you with indoctrinating bullshit and succeeds at "it" .
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.

„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”

by Blueberry anti cancer curd October 01, 2019