Swordfight

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)

Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day

by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019

swordshit

Film and TV based on a medieval or mythical book series

Guy: Hey, have you seen the latest episode of Game of Thrones?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm not really into swordshit.

by McLovin123 May 11, 2019

swordfight

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!

The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.

by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020

swordfight

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.

1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.

by Chad Baker May 13, 2004

Swordfight in her mouth

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.

Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

by FUkinHEllCHantel June 8, 2019

Taliban Swordfighting

(VERB)-The action of of two penises simultaniously rubbing together in the same oriface while sodomizing a woman.

In pornography when a chick has two or more penises in her ass and the penises are rubbing together inside. So it gives the feeling of being in Tora Bora fighting the Taliban. Hence the term Taliban Swordfighting.

by Sodomaniacs January 18, 2010

Swordfishing

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.

Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.

by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017