Taylor Swifting

When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"

Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.

Greg: Good idea, man.

by shannonashleyk August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

Person: "Damn, your ass is red? Why?"
Person 2: "I've been Taylor Swifting, a lot."

by TiggiOreo June 29, 2019

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and rubbing your ass along the ground like and old dog.

Guy1 Hey look at that chick over there with her pants down crawling around, she must be

Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting

by Dizzlemania August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down ones pants and using ones hands to skoot across the ground while being video taped.

Hobo: Yo! Did you see Gilbert yesterday!?!!??!?!?

Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!

by Dr. James Endermanety September 4, 2012

Swifting

1. Dying horribly in a dramatic fashion, either due to player error or encounter based silliness.

2. Repeatedly dying until all gear is completely destroyed.

Other uses: To Swift, Swifted

"Don't mind me, I'm just Swifting"
"Wow, you really Swifted there"

by ASGA April 8, 2008

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

Swifting

When you have gotten to a point where you are able to move through life in movements without being noticed, thus having no friends.

Person: yo whats happened to that guy at school, whats his name, the swifting one?
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.

by Badassbossbassbitching December 20, 2018