swedish dick rub

when you rub your penis on sandpaper

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010

swedish lunchbox

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson

Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.

by benny_s94 January 11, 2009

Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.

"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"

by wolfparadise June 12, 2009

Swedish Bullet

A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.

Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.

by Swedishchris November 8, 2014

Sweiner

A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history

Oh my god!! There is a sweiner over there; don’t disobey any rules or he will cut of your weiner

by Sweiner67 April 13, 2020

Swasian

The art of combining sensual Swedish and Asian massage techniques!!

I see Gregory my Swasian masseuses everytime I’m stress and need a good “Double Click”

by GMO! June 28, 2021

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020