Swaggerless Monkey

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

by sebadude March 8, 2010

swaggerstat

/swəgərstæt/
Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.

This party be weak. Turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!

by YoungChris June 9, 2011

Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

coochie swagger

When girls walk around like their shit dont stank and like they are the badest bitch up in da club.

Dude at razzles this weekend some slut was walking around with coochie swagger and she was ugly as shit.

by young louie nigga January 23, 2011

pony swagger

When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.

That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.

by Mav4545 January 5, 2014

Swedgers

a pseudonym for ecstasy tablets

Yo G Muff got any swedgers?

by Marshall Law November 12, 2004

swaggerism

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.

Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.

by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016