pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.

Man I really have the pork sweats.

by hello123!@# December 27, 2009

The Sweats

when one tries to hold in their shit for so long they begin to sweat and shake with effort so they don't shit their pants.

many men have gotten "The Sweats" on long road trips. Sweating and shaking with effort while friends laugh at their anxiety, people with the sweats pray to heaven that there is a bathroom up ahead.

by Richard001 December 21, 2008

Pizza Sweats

When you eat an inhuman amount of pizza and you start experiencing dizziness, nausea and overheating.

"Oh gosh, I should NOT have eaten that whole pizza, I got the pizza sweats!"

by RoXXXyCotton January 9, 2015

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

by dickzzz July 8, 2011

sweatshirt booger

A lint ball that forms on a sweatshirt. They often form in clumps.

In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.

by Heather R January 4, 2009

Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Earl Sweatshirt

A very good artist

“Have you heard Earl Sweatshirt’s album “doris” it’s really good”

by riot!byearlsweatshirt April 11, 2021