Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

swaying hoe

A swaying hoe is a hoe that flirts with girls or boys it dosent matter. They will flirt with your boyfriend or girlfriend lmao so make sure you keep their attention whore ass away from them. A swaying hoe goes back and forth to guys and girls so they can get all the attention. A swaying hoe is a slut, whore, cunt, hoe, and mostly every name in the book deacribes them. A swaying hoe has done mostly everything in the book and they most likely have stds. They basically have no friends because their a hoe that's why they try to make out with everybody they can get so their attention is fulfilled! If you start to realize your friend or girlfriend is being a swaying hoe drop that bitches ass and run. She most likely has had more bfs in the range of a year or half of a year than you have had in your life time. Her nudes have been most likely linked before she Proably has no cake or tits either. She is a swaying hoe! THOT

A Thot- that hoe over there but now is Shot- swaying hoe over there

by Pacers16ha April 2, 2015

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua December 11, 2011

Daylight Savings

Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.

as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.

by brown 25 November 4, 2019