Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!
by Frank Klaune February 21, 2005
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Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.
Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.
by JoeWilly 1972 June 25, 2015
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fly swatter touchdown dance

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
by Daskys October 05, 2012
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Frosty made his mark on the internet back in 2010, he started off as a unknown person over the net, he has become WORLD WIDE FAMOUS after Swatting and trolling the XBOX LIVE #1 Trash talker DJ KEEMSTAR, and was classed as a God among men. and is talked about over the net. and i does not surprise me, we will hear ALOT more about this kid. as he still continues to attack Keemstar and his "Army" with his good E Friend Geretsmith.
aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter
by 4Chan [Anonymous" January 17, 2011
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The Fly Swatter

When you grab the fly of your pants towards a girl in a sexual manner, and she swats your hand away and slaps you with a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Jake from accounting tried to grope himself in front of me and I hit him with The Fly Swatter.
by Wibby Wu-tang January 23, 2021
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Fly Swatter

When a man is about to cum he pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagaina. He then proceeds to smack her vagaina and run away.
Evan-Brooo, did you hear Poter gave Tirzah a Fly Swatter.

Bucket-Whats a Fly Swatter?
Evan- He came on her vagina and the pussy smacked her.
by yeboiskinny January 16, 2021
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Fly-Swatter

To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass
Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!
by wdsloot November 15, 2010
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