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Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.
Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.
by JoeWilly 1972 July 4, 2015
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fly swatter touchdown dance

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
by Daskys October 5, 2012
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aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter

Frosty made his mark on the internet back in 2010, he started off as a unknown person over the net, he has become WORLD WIDE FAMOUS after Swatting and trolling the XBOX LIVE #1 Trash talker DJ KEEMSTAR, and was classed as a God among men. and is talked about over the net. and i does not surprise me, we will hear ALOT more about this kid. as he still continues to attack Keemstar and his "Army" with his good E Friend Geretsmith.
aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter
by 4Chan [Anonymous" January 17, 2011
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
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twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.
that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.
by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022
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Fly-Swatter

To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass
Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!
by wdsloot November 18, 2010
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