Sattan

The sworn enemy of Jessus.

Sattan, you're a liar. I'm a testifier. Praise be to Jessus.

by Shaniqua Quantel Abdurrahman Wahid August 20, 2006

twat swatter

verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)

A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.

Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.

Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?

Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.

Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.

by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009

twat swatter

the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.

Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.

Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?

Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!

Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.

Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.

by Barack Obama's new dog February 7, 2009

Scattapappy

Old woman's vagina. Comparable to that of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Joan Rivers- Now that's one scattapappy I'd go down on

by furelais25 October 24, 2009

shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

Thwat Swatter

Any woman that blocks another woman from having sex by doing or saying something to ruin the mood. (like Cock Blocker but with women)

"I wanted to bang her, but her thwat swatter of a friend made it impossible."

by CRO15 May 19, 2009

Swatfager

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.

I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.

by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012