swattage

adj.: excellent.
The most exteme form of or epitome of what is being described in a favorable, enthusiastic manner. See also: killer, bomb, phat, tight, the sh!t, etc.

Dude, did you see that f*ckin' sword fight at the end of Kill Bill? That was SWATTAGE!

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

Swatfager

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.

I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.

by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012

Swattaganewh

Gruesome, gross, uncool, mean, evil, rude, etc

Ew! My lunchbox is leaking, that’s so swattaganewh!!
Stepping in dog shit was so swattaganewh!

by MR. STA February 6, 2019

spattage

The opposite of 'swallowage'. The act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's(or man's) mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a B.J.. Yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the jizz has actually been ingested and then puked out. Almost synonymous with jizz-spat, though jizz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the cum before it reaches the person's stomach.

Girl: 'Slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, CACK!!!'
Guy: 'Hey, slag-face, what's up, no swallowage???

Girl: 'Ewwww, no WAY!!! I would never do something gross like that!'
Guy: 'Well, then, you'd better clean up all that spattage on my expensive shag rug, along with that period blood....slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010