Swatfager 

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.

I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.

Swatfager by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012

swattage 

adj.: excellent.
The most exteme form of or epitome of what is being described in a favorable, enthusiastic manner. See also: killer, bomb, phat, tight, the sh!t, etc.

Dude, did you see that f*ckin' sword fight at the end of Kill Bill? That was SWATTAGE!

swattage by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

swartzfager 

A crazy and mental person who will stop at nothing to prove a point.

Wow my girlfriend must be a swartzfager!

swartzfager by Wtfisgoingon April 22, 2015

swertfager 

Known best as someone who wears khakis, has car keys and is referred to as cumkis or sir khakleton thumperbottom.

Ashley called khakis a swertfager

swertfager by Lady Lanister March 18, 2021