slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

snappin gyro

extremely physicaly fit pussy

man my girl friends best friend has a snappin gyro

by mike simpson May 12, 2003

Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

by The catslapper August 25, 2011

shappins

shit happens

I say shappins, you say sheppins. Perfect balance and harmony.

by step420 June 16, 2015

snappin necks and cashin checks

A phrase used to signify that someone is taking charge and getting shit done! The term is well known for being used in the movie Step Brothers!

James Bond: "FunDawn, did you put laughing gas in the HVAC system?"
FunDawn: "Heck yeah, I am snappin necks and cashin checks, kitties!"
or
Boss: We are snappin necks and cashin checks today kitties!
Crew: Shit yeah Boss, killin it today!

By Scanman, January 17, 2023

by Rusty Scanman January 17, 2023

Shadow Snapping

Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.

What are you doing?

I'm shadow snapping, yo!

by alksak August 4, 2010

Mass Snapping

The snapchat that your friend sends to their entire contact list in an obsessive attempt to break 1 million snap score.

You all know at least one person that does this.

you: Hey man, jen sent me the funniest snap yesterday of her dog
friends: I got it too
you: I thought we were tight, but that girl's just mass snapping us for snap score

by UnSwogger January 22, 2016