The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks
gas like camels drink
water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.
Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.
Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-
safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there
alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would
GANDHI drive??"
~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps