Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.

"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."

by drsquatch November 6, 2019

Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.

1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.

by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012

Sasquatchewan

That rural Canadian province which is home to the majority of the Bigfoot population.

I'm gonna make a trip to Sasquatchewan and see if I have any luck sighting a Bigfoot.

by QuacksO December 29, 2012

city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014

Shesquatch

any female of above average height,and size

"dude did you see the new security guard she is 3 feet taller than you and can palm a basketball",,,,"yeah she is a shesquatch"

by anton fillette July 7, 2009

Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.

"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."

by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019

Sasquatching

Sasquatching is to do nothing with your day because you deserve it!
To be cosy, relaxed and chilled out on a weekend with no plans.
The ideal Sasquatch; watch tv/read, stay in pyjamas/bed eat lots of food and nap

“Say, Mike, what are your plans for the weekend?”

“Oh you know me... I’ll be in the house, Sasquatching”

by Tru_definition November 10, 2018