sneaky suspicion

Misheard idiom for when you think someone is being shady af

I have a sneaky suspicion that Greig has a karaoke system in his car.

by MJFV October 5, 2022

Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.

"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"

by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010

The Great Suspension

The Great Suspension, May 1st, 2022 was the mass genocide of Stan Accounts on Twitter carried out by Elon Musk using a space link named "The Science Behind Our Traditions"

The Great Suspension wiped out nearly half of the big swiftie accounts

by jennie kim's slave May 3, 2022

suspension

having hooks dug deep into your flesh, and then being suspended 5-12 ft. into the air by those sharp little fuckers.

There are many pictures of suspension on BMEzine.com

by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 21, 2003

Suspectimus maximus

Latin root phrase for a person who still closeted, but most likely gay because of their relationship circumstances.

You are 40. You haven't had a relationship with the opposite sex in over 20 years. You have a "roommate" or "friend" that accompanies you to all family holidays. Example used in a sentence: "My brother hasn't had a girlfriend since high school. He is suspectimus maximus."

by notwhoyouthink_ergo April 30, 2011

The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate)

A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!

Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.

by mildlyaphasic January 30, 2009

Double wishbone suspension

When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.

by Roostafy April 21, 2003