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slap a hoe sunday

On the first day of the week, which is Sunday, you shall go around town slapping the women who are hoes. And sluts. And skanks.
Curt: Bro! It's slap a hoe sunday!
Gage: Dude, what the fuck is slap a hoe sunday.
Curt: On sunday, you slap all da bitches n hoes.
Gage: Bro, yous a dipshit.
by bichenindakitchen May 14, 2011
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Sundaynitis

A feeling/condition of impending agony and dread; associated with the upcoming work week. Brought on by the P.M. hours of Sunday night and the conclusion of the weekend.
Bradley-Dave: "Why won't you come out to the movie with us, Jenny-Lynn?"
Jenny-Lynn: "Golly, I don't know, Bradley-Dave. I don't think I can. My math test is tomorrow, and I'm feeling Sundaynitis coming on."
by Jenny/Bradley January 8, 2009
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Sunday Beach

a completely "chill" state of mind. Feeling so cool, and so down to earth, that nothing else matters. The most wonderful feeling in the world. Sunday, being the most "chill" day, and Beach, being the most "chill" place, make sunday beach the most "chill" thing in the world. It feels perfect
Yesterday was so sunday beach, dude.
by Evan Lineberry January 12, 2008
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Sunday Wood

The act of having an erection the morning before church.
Hey, I got's that sunday wood. Praise the lord!
by creapz May 4, 2010
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Sundaynightus

The diagnosis by fellow employees or your boss as to why you called out sick Monday morning.
Usually a lame excuse is used , usually a "sickness "excuse or some other poorly thought out reason.

Upon returning on Tuesday your miraculously cured of your ailment .
Joe has suffered from sundaynightus for the for the past 3 weeks .
by Dadgad September 23, 2014
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Sunday at the shithole

Slang disparagement of the unfortunate reality of sometimes needing to go into work on a Sunday.
Yup, it’s Sunday at the shithole and I’m wanting to lie on the warm and breezy beach without my eyes locked on a computer screen!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
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Sunilda

She’s an intelligent, beautiful girl with an amazing personality. Most Sunildas are tsunderes but nevertheless are fun to be with and are very romantic.
Sunilda is clever
by Leon964 November 29, 2021
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