A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007
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Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
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