missing submarine

Titanic: 2
Rich People: 0

Bert:Bro did u hear about the missing submarine?
Tammy: Nah fam

by sad tittiez x D June 21, 2023

No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.

"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.

by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009

Submarine

Anyone less than a United States Marine usually a Seamen, Sailor, or Navy personnel.

She wanted to hookup with a real man in the bar, but there was nothing but soldiers and submarines.

by PJudt December 17, 2009

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

yellow submarine

A song sung by the beetles

We all live in a yellow submarine....yellow submarine...yellow submarine

by J....H September 5, 2005

dutch submarine

When you're on the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland and you let one go.

Mary: I really have to fart, should I do it now in line?
Liz: What?
Mary: I don't wanna fart in the submarine. I just had that chimichanga in line at Toy Story Mania! It would be the worst Dutch Oven ever!
Liz: ...Dutch Submarine...

by The M Rock August 17, 2010

Big Submariner

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariners...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

by Explosivechicken Reilig July 6, 2010