subliminal death

When a man tries to crawl into bed after a late night on the computer with his pregnant girlfriend/wife. This usually fails and results in injury with no sex for at least a week.

Zach tried to go to bed after being up late with friends and was severly punished by a subliminal death of blue balls.

by poho June 28, 2006

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susimistic

Suspicious but yet somewhat optimistic. Tread with suspicion but with a tinge of hope that whatever bad is happening is not true.

Amanda and Susan are susimistic that the conference rooms booked on Friday are not reserved to lay people off.

by changzilla February 9, 2009

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subliming

The act of smoking hella weed, getting hella high then listening to Sublime.

Dude were you subliming yesterday? Because that's gnarly.

by MilladNextDoor April 15, 2015

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Someone who feels the need to brag about their accomplishments by using obscure ways to talk about it.

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Someone who will talk about other people's failures and use their mediocre successes to talk about themselves.

Jose: I'm looking forward to you finally attempting a half ironman. I did one because I'm an amazing athlete, but you can to if you train hard

Jason: we failed together remember?

Jose: but I found an easier course, passed now I'm an ironman, I'm really amazing and you will be one day too if you work hard.

Jason: but you did a half not a full. Stop using subliminal bragging to promote yourself.

Jose: iron sharpens iron, you will understand one day if you ever finish one

by Jdavis1178 June 26, 2016

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