submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man May 11, 2014

Submarine Man

a 26 year old man who is the personification of autotune and uses plotagon for his music videos. he also has an extreme foot fetish. he is a youtube rapper.

Wow, Submarine Man really sucks!

by emoglittercakes May 27, 2019

Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.

When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.

by JimmyJayT June 17, 2017

Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)

Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"

by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011

submarine ride

when 2 males engage in anal intercourse underwater while the man on top is exposing his dick out of the water, acting as a parascope that would be found on a submarine.

Stevo: "Dude, I got in my pool this morning for a quick swim until I saw my bro's cock sticking above the water, and at that point, I knew he was doing the submarine ride."

Tommy: "Ew man that's fucking gross!!"

by stevokinevoo November 21, 2011