Corporate stupidity

Used to describe a corporation, business or workplace in which the people least suited to running the business, run it. Especially prevalent in large, impersonal fast food chains and restaurants.

The manager was about as useful as an asshole on an elbow... What corporate stupidity!

by evil eicosanoid July 5, 2005

Stupidvise

To stand around while others are working, particularly while 'helping' during a large move or while setting up or tearing down after an event.

Even though I've helped the guy move twice, hours after Tom showed up all he did was stand around and 'Stupidvise.'

by leessummitpub September 16, 2009

Stupididity

The thought or idea behind an act of stupididedness.
Refer to stupididedness for more information.

I can not believe the depth of your stupididity, milk goes in the fridge not the laundry r-tard.

by Michael Whittaker February 13, 2008

stupidtition

n. A superstition that is just ridiculously stupid.

Mary: Don't do that!! Eating snow will make you stop growing.
Bob: Do you actually believe in that stupidtition?

by Desmond S. June 3, 2008

Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.

Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."

by IH47 January 11, 2012

Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012

Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017