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stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018
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Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.
Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!
by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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stumplennium

When you ask a tech question that a millennium can't answer
When I asked the sales clerk where to find an AC adapter. The staff were in a state of stumplennium until the manager was called.
by Mom chat November 16, 2018
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Stumplet

Jennifer can you just cut off a stumplet”
by Stumpgirl December 1, 2018
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Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.
“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”
by Blake Day December 31, 2020
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