stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.

Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!

by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

stumplennium

When you ask a tech question that a millennium can't answer

When I asked the sales clerk where to find an AC adapter. The staff were in a state of stumplennium until the manager was called.

by Mom chat November 16, 2018

Stumplet

A small chunk of hair

“Jennifer can you just cut off a stumplet”

by Stumpgirl December 1, 2018

Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.

“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”

by Blake Day December 31, 2020