strudel

n. A person who flakes on you constantly. Named for the flaky texture of strudel pastries.

v. The act of flaking like a strudel.

Person 1: Should I invite Bob to come with us?
Person 2: Don't bother. He's a strudel. All he ever does is strudel on us.

by DanDanK May 27, 2009

making strudel

The act of warming of a prosthetic pussy in a toaster

I'm lonely and hory... So i guess I'm making strudel

by stevielicks September 29, 2011

toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

strawberry strudel

A strawberry strudel is when you cum in a girls face then punch her in the nose.

Yo bro i strawberry strudeled that bitch

by Shinezbrite April 20, 2017

Binky Strudel

When you take a shit and jizz on it so it looks like a toaster strudel

Yo who left that binky strudel in the produce section?

by Binky Binks August 10, 2019

Toaster Strudel

When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.

Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.

by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023

Semen drizzle on a toaster strudel

A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.

Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.

by Chicken nugget sex March 23, 2021