Straightment

A statement used to counter balance any form of homosexuality exerted in recent past actions

Ex of Straightment: *sucking on popsicle* “bro this how my girl was blowing me last night”

by Idontgetnudes7 August 17, 2018

Straightaphobe

Anyone that doesn't believe people should be straight.

Oh my gosh did you see Laura at the Gay Parade? She's such a straightaphobe

by 4evenings February 24, 2021

Straightforkaworu

Straightforkaworu is 1. The best mutual ever 2. Not a Necrophiliac 3. A Crona and Gabi Stan 4. Great at not making Death Jokes

Did you hear Straightforkaworu is the best mutual ever

by Aj why is Crona my Fav March 10, 2021

straightiation

A type of heteronormative toxicity that unconsciously radiates from straight people.

Gurl, that bachelorette party ruined Wednesday night drag bingo with its straightiation.

by lgbtquotidian April 17, 2021

Straightgay

A member of the lesbian, gay, or bisexual community who does not support the other alternative choices/lifestyles.

Straightgay Steve did not support the trans female entry in the Olympics.

by BearDoc July 26, 2023

Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

by Badgerman February 22, 2017

Mr. Straightforward

Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.

Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !

Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me

Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!

by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016