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stow your hoes

slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.

Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"

buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022
mugGet the stow your hoesmug.

Stow ‘N Go

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates into the condom inside of their partner and leaves it behind inside of said partner.
The second I was done I got right out of there and it was a real Stow ‘N Go situation.
by YeOldSaltyPirate June 14, 2024
mugGet the Stow ‘N Gomug.

Elliott stow

Elliott Stow is a guy that is very special and likes 70 year old men
Person 1: Is that Elliott Stow?
Person 2: Yeah he likes old men!
by Arman Kazalbash January 9, 2024
mugGet the Elliott stowmug.

pass and stow

Evasive maneuvers (i.e., pass the buck and stow your wealth in overseas accounts) that you must take to stay a step ahead of the law if you perform shoddy metal-casting work for Uncle Sam.
If I was in charge of having some politically-important metal-fabrication work done, I would want to perform very careful/thorough research to locate a truly-reputable foundry --- there are far too many "pass and stow" outfits out there!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
mugGet the pass and stowmug.

stow creek

stow creek is a small town that has country boys and girls and people who just want to get out it. it is known for nothing and when you say you are from here no one knows what you are talking about, in fact it may not even exist
person a: oh where are you from?
person b: stow creek
person a: where?
by marinara November 21, 2021
mugGet the stow creekmug.

Stowe

A person with a great personality and is great in the bed. Super fun to be around and will leave an impact on you heart. Girls love him for his personality and his body. All the girls fall for him and you’re super lucky if he is yours.
Stowe is so hot.
by Minion mike May 11, 2021
mugGet the Stowemug.

liq stow

A person who drinks a lot of alcohol
After Caleb drank 30 beers; holy shit Caleb! You liq stow!
by WiebeWonder October 3, 2016
mugGet the liq stowmug.

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