Stolevrusny

A description of once-great athletes that have devolved into a shell of their formal selves, imbibing in self-harm and substance abuse, leading them to make other lifestyle decisions and speaking gibberish that causes even their formerly-biggest fans to disregard their influence completely.

My buddy “Boy, Jim McMahon has really gone off the rails, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”

by Dr. Gibberish December 2, 2022

drive it like you stole it

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.

"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

by speed demon October 2, 2006

Stoleaxed

When you're stoned out and poleaxed at the same time.

Yo mate I was stoleaxed last night

by @pushlaffety May 22, 2019

Stonecock

The ultimate of utimate compliments for having a huge dick. Sometimes refered as Stonerock.

After I banged Paul's mom, she said I had a stonecock.

by Justin September 1, 2004

nigga stole my mic

When a nigga steals a microphone from an innocent human.

Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's mic!

She must have been thinking "nigga stole my mic!"

by JohnFoe September 14, 2009

That nigga stole my bike

A nigga Who stole your bike

Nigga: oooh dat a nice bike d'ere

person: that nigga stole my bike

by Red Scott December 24, 2021

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010