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Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
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similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
by Thelma April 30, 2005
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Shimiere

A loving, kindhearted, caring woman. A patient mentor of demons.
That drama teacher is so Shimiere!
by ManOfLegends210 May 13, 2016
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Simine

Simine is the name of someone who is a once in a lifetime friendship. She is caring and loyal. She may be gullible and naive, but she has a sweet heart. If you meet a Simine never let go because she is very rare. She may be anxious when you meet her at first, but after a while she will treat you like shes known you forever.
Guy 1: whos that shy girl
Guy 2: oh thats Simine. She is so awesome
Guy 1: cant wait to meet her!
by Shifter73 May 20, 2020
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Simin

A poetic name that means someone who has fat ass and is very intelligent. Also someone who is the hottest human being on earth and everyone is jealous of.
- how is she like bro?
- she's a simin dude
by Doooookdeee November 22, 2021
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Simir

Honestly where can a start. Simir’s are low key beasts, like really good personalities and overall such a kind person. Extremely hard working and talented, I’d say he has a chance of becoming the futures greatest music artist.
Ahhh Simir is just so amazing! Yeah yeah
by Katana November 23, 2021
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Simir

Honestly where should I start. Such an amazing character and charm, so considerate and caring for those around him. Omg Simir’s are just the best! They are a very hard working and talented group of people who have changed the course of the world! When a Simir walks in the room, it’s like a king is approaching. The atmosphere changes, the earth rumbles, the seas rise, it’s something I fail to describe! I’ve also heard that being Simir is a pre requisite to becoming the futures greatest music artist, may only be a theory though….
Ahhh Simir is just so amazing! Yeah yeah!
by Katana November 23, 2021
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