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Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy
Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!
by SHJ February 15, 2008
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Stormitis

The condition of having an abnormal, in most cases, green vagna.

The sickest thing on the face of the earth. Any guys with any sense wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. But some resort to the worst when there desperate.
Hey dude i'm hanging with that girl tonight... dude why thats sick she has stormitis....
by Petey123 July 11, 2009
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Samitis

The condition in which a person finds themselves thinking about, missing, or daydreaming about a person with the names: Sam, Samuel, Samantha, Samson, etc.
She has really been talking about Sam quite often recently. I think she has a case of Samitis.
by daydreamer1975 September 25, 2017
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stewitis

Usually associated with a male called Stewart that witters in the background of conversations - high pitched sound that is only heard in the main by females
I can’t hear you cos of the high pitched noise it must be stewitis
Usually associated with a male called Stewart that witters in the background of conversations - high pitched sound that is only heard in the main by females
by Ticklehand November 5, 2019
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Stealitus

A rare disease that starts when a person has no control over the things that they touch or come in contact with
We are studying the disease stealitus in class today
by Hotgirlme2020 October 10, 2020
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Semitish

A fetish directed towards individuals with ethnicities descending from Semetic regions such as Jewish and Arab people in particular.
Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel induce a deep semitish inside me. Their hypnotic crypticism & soft, feminine abrasion are the most beautiful feeling, such as a somnolent rhapsody.
by Ig:aalcheme October 31, 2020
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scamitis

A very rare disease where the unlucky bastard that receives it can not stop scamming viewers.
That Fortnite bastard just scammed me! Wait... does he have scamitis? Like that terrible streamer who scams his viewers named "DewittEagle"!
by Coolkid20 August 19, 2021
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