stinging roger

The last few draws of a joint, the part that burns your lips

Aww you got the stinging roger mate don't burn you lips

by Ardiddlez October 27, 2015

Standing on Plastic

When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.

Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.

"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"

by Wingy July 11, 2006

Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

Swanging

When your swerving from side to side in your car. Mainly done in Screwstone, Texas or for those who don't know what that means, Houston.

That cop pulled me ova cuz he thought i was drunk but i was just swanging.

by 9pimp2 April 15, 2008

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012