Stories Not Standards

The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)

Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!

by MissParty June 20, 2011

no standards

When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate

Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards

by Sumborino February 21, 2017

I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

by crass June 27, 2004

beauty standards

Toxic

Society beauty standards= toxic

by anonymous December 7, 2021

conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.

"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."

by Joan Dark January 14, 2008

I just have really high standards

lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?

yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.

by the fuuuuck? June 29, 2004

I just have really high standards

common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way

It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards

by zog June 29, 2004