When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.
Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.
by Blifnab March 11, 2021
Get the Stalin March mug.
A bro, who notices there are too many nerds at a party and kicks them out into the cold for the sake of the hosts street cred and to create a enhanced party atmosphere. Reminiscent of Stalin exiling academics to Siberia for the stability of the USSR.
Jim: There's way too many nerds at this party.

Steve: Yeah we need a Brosef Stalin to get shot of them.
by Francis_Higgins November 8, 2011
Get the Brosef Stalin mug.
the area of scrotum or ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.

wrinkled and furrowed, similar to the brow of dictator Josef Stalin.

also known as Elephant Ear
"she alternated between sucking my shaft and licking the sweat off Stalin's Brow"
by eagles may soar May 12, 2009
Get the Stalin's Brow mug.
Evil commie dick head, helped murder more people than Hitler. Estimated 20 million dead mostly Jews and political rivals.
fuck joseph stalin and his lenin sucking face.
by Too lazy for details October 28, 2007
Get the joseph stalin mug.
A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).
Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"
by TheInebriateBSUCardinal September 16, 2010
Get the Broseph Stalin mug.
Derived from the term "Brosef." Brosef Stalin is a buzzkill. Someone who ruins other people's good times with his/her presence and/or mannerisms. Generally only stoners would refer to someone as "Brosef Stalin"
"Chill out, Brosef Stalin. You're totally harshing my mellow."
by fiz64 February 27, 2009
Get the Brosef Stalin mug.