I hope you fall down a staircase

A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.

I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3

by TaylorSwift123456789RMNDS <AZX October 24, 2023

Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.

A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.

by savuren February 13, 2021

Staircase pussy

Hiding at secluded stairwells to have oral or PIV sex

He's not picking up your call cause he's getting staircase pussy

by 4amclub January 16, 2019

Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.

Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.

by doodling June 23, 2011

staircase

stairs.

"I climbed the staircase and made my legs tired."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 25, 2022

Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 22, 2023