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Stanley uris

The best boy ever he loves birds and has a amazing personality he is so brave and has a kind heart he close friends with everyone in the losers club. He also is sarcastic and can roll his eyes at his friends (mainly Richie tozier and Eddie kasprack) and tells them to shut up but would still give his life for any of his friends, like he did
Person1: I LOVE STANLEY URIS

Person 2: ME TOO
by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020
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Metro Stable

The true name for the band Metro Station, due to the fact that their lead singer, Trace Cyrus, looks like a horse.
"I don't think it's a good idea to have a brain damaged horse as a house pet." - Lois Griffin, Family Guy.

Guy 1: That dude in Metro Station is fug.
Guy 2: Ikr? That's why I call them Metro Stable. He looks like a horse.
by dani6661 June 5, 2009
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pulling a Stanley Uris

its a joke between the it fandom from when stanley uris killed himself on a bathub, usually when someone is really sad and goes to take a bath, or wishing them to kill themselves (please dont do that)
def. 1 i dont feel good, im going to take a bath

oh so your pulling a stanley uris rn?

def. 2 you are so annoying karen, why dont you pull a stanley uris?
by ReddieBear May 6, 2020
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Stapled

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida
Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."
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Staple

A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.
Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine
by Mama D December 1, 2016
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sweaty stanley

A particularly inexperienced, grossly perverted balding south east asian. Likes pessaries. Profuse sweat formation due to abstinence.
1. Did you see sweaty stanley's armpits when he had to do the ortho arm exam? Pacific oceans!
2. When I think 'pervert', I think 'sweaty stanley'.
3. Why isn't sweaty stanley in today?
by owen sanjay May 14, 2006
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Staple's Bathroom

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.
2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!
by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009
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