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guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.
My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!
by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019
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Double Stacker

A.) After taking a poop and wiping your anus realizing your not done then taking another shit on your previous shit forming a double stacker.

B.)Purposely made double stackers occur when someone takes a dump then decides not to flush to come back later and dump on it again
Me: Man earlier i was taking a shit and I thought i was done, pulled my pants up then it hit me again
Q: So what did you do? tell me you didn't...
Me: Yep made a double stacker
Q: Thanks for sharing
by tar_heel86 March 14, 2009
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quad stacker

The best burger ever created. think of the number of patties as bases. you know.
kerr sucks at eating the quad stacker because she just cant handle its extreme size
by Mrs. Fetters September 30, 2006
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Starter Pack

A meme where you make a collage of photos that are meant to indicate what kind of person who likes those things are. What was harmless way of expressing frustration and pointing out stereotypes and cliches has now devolved into setting out and actively insult anyone who likes things that you may not personally like, for example, collecting images of movies, items of clothing, slangs, and accesories and writing "Faggot Loser Gaylord" on the top.
Richard: Hey look, I made an epic XD Starter Pack meme on how only losers enjoy these type of things!

Bob: There are about 675 different pictures here and frankly, that's how many punches I'm going to give your overgeneralizing ass.
by justfedup May 26, 2017
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smurf stacker

The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.

It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.

Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.

note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"

"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007
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stater bros

Grocery store owned by Jack Brown. The gayest place on earth. Don't ever work here because you will regret and hate it.
Bob: Hey I got hired at Stater Bros today!
Bill: Ahh, man you're fucked!
by +Bob O+ August 28, 2008
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Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
by Mikey T January 28, 2005
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