i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.

I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

Shaabani

Another term for getting screwed over or being really bad at something.

Can be used while gaming or in a corporate environment.
Often used in Rocket League to smack talk the other team when you score.

“Dude, you just got Shaabani’d”
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic really Shaabani’d me.”
“I really Shaabani’d that presentation”
“I’ll try to be there if I don’t get Shaabani’d on this project”
“I got Shaabani’d on my performance review.

by ToxicBoss February 9, 2023

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

we stab

an auto corrected version of "we stan"

gaby: look at this
emilio: we stab
gaby: ah yes

by lesbiangoose August 19, 2020

Nigga stab

Walk up to someone knife concealed, bring knife out stab 'em, walk away like nothin happened.

Black guy: "So I nigga stabbed this cracka last night, and stoled his wallet, he had no idea I was behind him!"

by usgTheDoctor February 4, 2010

Stab-worthy

One of the many brilliant words to come out of Seinfeld. Anyone who can be loved (or hated) enough as to be impaled by a sharp object.

Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.

by f1fan October 4, 2009