Squirty birdy

When you feed laxatives to seagulls at the beach and watch them have diarrhea all over everyone

citizen: OMFG!!! THOSE IDIOTS GAVE SEAGULLS LAXATIVES AND NOW ITS A SQUIRTY BIRDY

by DadDdre March 23, 2022

Squirty nurse

Nurse who has casual sex and can squirt from her hot pussy

Bet she is a squirty nurse mate

by Royston28471 May 19, 2022

Banana squirty McFlurry

When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel

Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry

by Bihassniha124 November 9, 2019

squirmy

the act of watching two people have sex in the same room that u are in.

"aw man, the other night billy and jenny were fuckin on my couch and i was too lazy to leave so i just pulled a squirmy on them."

by carmelina September 24, 2006

Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

squirmy

when u tickle ur significant other and they squirm and hate it

joseph you're so squirmy let me tickle you

by wuhmanwonder March 8, 2018

Squirty Cream

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

by Dr omlet pasty masher December 21, 2018