Squelch

The noise a juicy fruit makes when you bite into it.

I bit into the grapefruit and got the juiciest squelch. It was SUPER satisfying.

by Sqelcher November 21, 2020

Bum squelch

Another word for a fart

I just bum squelched

by Eshabs April 26, 2019

Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Daniel squelch

A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.

I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!

by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 8, 2023

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024