Squiff

A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.

Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.

Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.

by Poon Handler November 5, 2008

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Squeef

When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.

"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"

by Viator February 8, 2015

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squeef

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.

I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.

by pantsboy March 30, 2009

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squerflog

When you get a piece of wood and it's got a squerf on the side of it.

Check out that old tree. It's got a squerflog on that branch.

by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

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The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.

Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*

Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*

Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?

Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??

by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020

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