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Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
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Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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track sprinter

A track sprinter is someone who is considered fast in a short distance of running such as the 100, 200, or 400 meter dashes. They are loved by everyone, and tend to be lazy and full of themselves or just can't handle running too long.
Look at that track sprinter!She just won't slow down on that track!
by The track goddess August 13, 2017
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Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters
by Fart splinters October 2, 2017
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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 23, 2021
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splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.
OH! You just got splinter cell'd!
by Kharano March 31, 2005
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