Hunk of Spunk

Gorgeous male specimen brimming with testosterone, a real man's man, complete with six pack.

Phwoar!!! Get a load of that hunk of spunk!!

by NatKitty June 10, 2009

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.

James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.

by bumasterflex September 22, 2010

spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.

When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.

by Cooey K May 5, 2008

Hunk o’ Spunk

hunk o’ spunk refers to Kel, Kath’s partner in the Australian Kath & Kim TV series.

He is the epitome of boomer male perfection, in her eyes, replete with 80’s neon workout gear and a dramatic comb over.

Well you’re my Hunk o’ Spunk Kel.

by CherieCrocker August 21, 2018