Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spurgt

Danish slang for "Who cares" or "No one asked you".

Person out of nowhere: "My mom has diabetes"
You: "Spurgt"

by Amysaur November 10, 2017

Spornts

A man cave dedicated to 24 a day non-stop sports and porn on multiple screens.

I'm thinking about charging monthly memberships to my spornts room since my neighbors never leave.

by Dr. Evol May 18, 2018

Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

sprunting

To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:

The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.

Dude, let's go sprunting tonight. There is the hottest dead chick buried in Camel City.

by explosions in the sky October 12, 2004

Spurtability

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.

Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."

by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

Spurt girl

Adjective a girl so hot that she makes you ejaculate inside of your pants

That girls a spurt girl

by Joshua G. May 26, 2005