Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.

Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.

by themurf1500 February 27, 2011

Spunky Spied

When he cums in your mouth without telling you.

YA I was going at it with my strong af head game and he Spunky Spied me.

by Brother Husbands November 20, 2017

Spunky Firework

An ejaculation that squirts out at great force, upwards in droplets, thus resembling a beautiful roman candle firework. Often known to leave visible damage to walls and headboards.

"Holy shit Jeff, that was one heck of a spunky firework".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Spunky dust

Cocaine.
Coined by late night talk show host, Craig Ferguson.

Spunky dust's a hell of a drug.

by CrookedAnn December 11, 2011

Junky Spunky

The term for male semen. Cock and balls are also refered to as "junk", semen, is sometimes refered to as spunk. Creating junky spunky.

After this chick gave me a blow job, I shot my junky spunky on her face.

by chilifest March 15, 2009

spunky armpits

When ones armpit has yellow crusted grease on it.

Dylan: ew take a shower

Steve: Why? you dont like my spunky armpits?

by iambosssidekick1247 July 17, 2016

Spunky monkey

A term usually to describe a woman/man who partakes in a lot of sexual activities with lots of different people.

Oh my god Lucy is such a spunky monkey.

by Touch my clit June 24, 2018